Monthly Archives: January 2010
Hair Science
WHAT DID THE BRAIN SURGEON SAY TO THE ROCKET SCIENTIST? Answer: You know, it doesn’t take a hair stylist to figure this out. Ava and Gia recently were the subjects of an artistic study undertaken by Aunt Tracy, my wife’s younger sister. She wants to graduate as a … Continue reading
Filed under Corny Jokes, Lesbian Frog, Politically Incorrect, Tracy
Cute Endangered Snow Leopards?
NO JOY AT WOODLAND PARK ZOO: They are closing the Nocturnal Exhibit at Woodland Park Zoo due to budget difficulties. Sad. Ava & Gia love to look for bats and sloths and armadillos and lemurs. At least they have the new snow … Continue reading
Existential Cow
EXISTENTIAL COW: My wife wants cow friendly organic milk and cream. Fine, I can live with this. Still, I’m skeptical about how grateful the cow will be for our concern and attempts at relieving bovine misery. If you believe in the Buddhist … Continue reading
Filed under Chef Vince, Chuck, Lesbian Frog, Organic, Penn & Teller
Pink! The New Evil!
IS THE COLOR PINK EVIL? What is it with girls and pink? According to the BBC, pink is the cause of ‘Princess Disease’: BBC Reports That Pink Princess Thing Does Not Change Girls’ DNA. My daughters love pink, they … Continue reading
Filed under Chuck, Disney, Pink, Pink is Evil
Momofuku, Obama’s Unfulfilled Campaign Promise…
NOTE: There is now a subscribe button (Thanks for the suggestion Susan), so subscribe…dammit! 한국 음식을 잘 먹어세요! MOMOFUKU: My wife and I celebrated New Year’s with Chuck, Trudy, and kids. Chuck’s quite the chef. He showed us the cookbook Momofuku (Korean … Continue reading
Filed under Mary Kay Letourneau, Momofuku, Obama, Seattle Mariners, Tracy
2010: Year of the Sexist Stay-at-home Father!
Welcome, and thanks to everyone who encouraged me after reading the essay Notes of a Sexist Stay-at-home Father, without you I wouldn’t be blogging. Of course, I must thank my wife and daughters (and sisters and sisters-in-law…), as the primary … Continue reading














