Monthly Archives: February 2010
My birthday is four!
Ava turned five this month. Gia will turn four in June. I told Gia her birthday is in June and she disagreed: “No. My birthday is four!” I said, “No, your age is four. Your birthday is in June.” She repeated, … Continue reading
Filed under Beer, Feminist Issues, Pillow Wars, Politically Incorrect
Pillow Wars and the Vajingo Monologues
THE UNKNOWN WAR: Why is baby Kaya crying? Does it have anything to do with her proximity to those pillows? Are those pillows toxic? Do they smell? No! They’re elite pillows, and are at the center of one of the lesser known modern conflicts, … Continue reading
Adolescent Barflies
THE GROTTO: Over the weekend our family stopped in Leavenworth, a faux Bavarian village in the Cascade mountains. We stayed at The Sleeping Lady, a very nice resort with a great bar, The Grotto. However, they are not too careful … Continue reading














