Election 2012! What a year. As if anyone out there isn’t fed up with election talk. Why the three plus week wait? Well, I had planned and prepared to post a few days after Nov. 6, but I’m the sort who sees a lot of pros in crastination. As usual, the same sexist rhetoric will filter, staying true to the idea that women are superior, and us men have a chip on our shoulder and are pissed.
Ten Years of Marriage: My wife and I are going strong, and our next anniversary will be #10. But who can forget this headline – Entire Republican National Convention Stunned As Ann Romney Asks For Divorce?
Pot Legalized in Washington, Hostess Out of Business: Washington state and Colorado became the first two states to legalize marijuana, coinciding with a Hostess brouhaha with the union. Just when Hostess sales would skyrocket with the increase of “stoners with munchies,” the union and company couldn’t come to terms and the junk food behemoth is heading out of business.
GAY MARRIAGE R-74: And Washington doubled down by passing R-74 (see this article). My wife voted for it because: “I want homosexuals to be as miserable as me.” (Not the first time this joke has been used.)
Justified Sexism: If anyone out there doubts whether women are superior, look no further than the FBI Top Ten List, it’s 100% Men. If the FBI had a Top Thousand List there might be ten or twenty women, max.
Joke of the Month – Pamela Anderson: Okay, despite female superiority, there are exceptions. Look no further than green enthusiast and PETA nut Pamela Anderson, who has riddled herself with synthetics to beautify. She’s what I’d call a botoxymoron…Ba-Boom! Thank you thank you thank you…
Top ten criminals? Men commit more crime because they need money to finance women!
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A”botoxymoron;” I don’t know if that was original to you, but it’s funny, really funny. Hey, FYI, I will be sending a book review your way soon for your blog (Gabriela and the Widow by Jack Remick, published in January 2013 by Coffeetown Press). Scott Driscoll
Very cool. And “botoxymoron” is a Caleb original, however, endemic to my sense of humor, it elicits groans from the women on my side of the fence.
Looking forward to the review. Less than 1,000 words…puhhhhhhh-lease! Ha ha.