Monthly Archives: March 2013

Dyslexics Untie!

Happy 4th Kaya!

Happy 4th Kaya!

Aunts

Aunts

Mom & Kaya

Mom & Kaya

Boring in Life? I’m talking to Tracy, and she asked me why I’m so much funnier in my blog than in life. Good question.

Bad-ass Lasagna

Bad Ass Lasagna

Ch"ugh"-E-Cheese

Ch”ugh”-E-Cheese

A Tracy and a Terry Walk into a Room:  I’m hanging with wife Terry and sis-in-law Tracy and they’re in an unusually foul mood. I say, “I see it must be that time of month. That reminds me of a joke.” Terry loses her cool and says, “PMS jokes are not funny! Period!”

Fort time!

Fort time!

Kid fun

Kid fun

My efforts at apology were not going anywhere, and then my wife said, “My mood has nothing to do with PMS, I think I have a bladder infection.”

I replied, “Well, then, I think urine trouble.”

Eight-year-old Ava gets into the Act: Ava decided to turn on the humor. Unfortunately, though women are superior to men in most aspects, humor ain’t one of them. See: Women Just Ain’t Funny.

Cousins!

Cousins!

Ava:  Knock knock?

Dad:  Who’s there?

Ava:  Banana.

Dad:  Banana who?

Ava:  A banana is waiting for you to say orange.

Morning

Morning

Afternoon

Afternoon

Intermission:  Sun and snow in one day – the first days of spring we woke up to snow, but by afternoon it was gone. See pictures on right and left.

A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra…and for the grand finale: I got my medical documents back and they messed up. They said I have Type A blood, but it was actually a Type O…ba-ba-boo-ya!

Uncle Sanjay on Penn Cove

Uncle Sanjay on Penn Cove

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