圣诞快乐！The Sexist Stay-at-home Santa Clause
Going to another Xmas party
Indian Dress
Santa Dad: Kaya’s Chinese pre-school needed a Santa who could speak a little Chinese and looked the part. Not that I look like Mr. Claus, but 圣诞节快乐！小朋友今年你怪不怪？ 哎呀！在一个火车玩具？
Gia the Outstanding Orca
Christmas with the in-laws
Underwear Underwhere? Underwear by definition are clothes worn underneath. They cannot be inside out. Half the time I put them on my wife says, “Caleb, you put your underwear on backwards.”
Method to the ol’ Madness: In my world, putting underwear on “backwards” spreads the wear and tear. But no matter how I explain, my wife just doesn’t buy it.
An Xmas card unused
Kaya and Santa Dad
Joke of the month: What happened when the melon tried to run away with the pineapple to get married?
Answer: He discovered that he cantaloupe.
Book/Film: And on a final note, the Sexist Stay-at-home Santa/Father has a forthcoming book/film. Actor/director/writer James Franco, this December, shot I Think You’re Totally Wrong:
I Think You’re Totally Wrong
Notes of a Sexist Stay-at-home Father 